Lost in an empty ocean

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Comic by PetFoolery

Hands up if you’d also adopt that little noodle! ✋

Tags by @interstellarvagabond

THERE’S A SEQUEL!

MR. NOODLE

The adventure continues!

Awesome dad is awesome.

Hopefully the mother will get used to it

Mom finally warmed up to Mr Noodle.

Originally posted by toppetlove

Made by PetFoolery

I love that last panel where Emma is looking at the bearded dragon like “…. the fuck is THAT thing?”

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amazingdan:

trying to catch and rescue an injured wild pigeon

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bettykwong:

Some Breath of the Wild speedpaints I did in the past few months! 

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dumbkili:

I went on a journey of self discovery today

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pink-squirrel:

tussive:

Mitch Hedberg already said everything that needed to be said about Baked Potatoes back in 1999.

“I like baked potatoes. I don’t have a microwave oven, and it takes forever to bake a potato in a conventional oven. Sometimes I’ll just throw one in there, even if I don’t want one, because by the time it’s done, who knows?”

^^^^^^^^ this right here ^^^^^^^^

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chevalierdog:

thunderrhapsody:

chevalierdog:

I did it, it’s gone. We are finally free of the shackles that bound us. Do not thank me, for they will come for me soon. Use your time to escape. Do me one favor, please live a happier life. Thank you. Good-bye.

how did you post this after deleting tumblr?

Run.

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Anonymous asked: is 3 fingers too much

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not at all! most people have 10 :)

butt-berry:

New icons for you and your friends!

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incessantlyphlegmatic:

samefeels:

you skate AND you die

My cousin Throckmorton the skateboarder could shred that

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emokingeddie:

tell me one time twitter has ever lied.

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alaskanvetstudent:

We call him Wee-Beast!

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weezsnapz:

Who is she

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